Twilight Review
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twistedhitler07Well I saw Twilight (thank you to Twilight CAM).
-And I have to say the book is much better then this movie. I don't know why peaople are saying that the movie is better the book. No movie has ever been better then their book. Well maybe except for "Interview with the Vampire" but only just a little.
-Bella's friends are awesome. Less annoying then they were in the book.
-Charlie is made of Win. Seriously. Also Charlie/Billy is made of win too. I think after this movie, they totally became fanon.
-Edward looks emo.
-Why did Jasper look like he was in pain? Also I liked when he twirled Alice. I see it as a romantic gesture. Tiss why I love Jasper/Alice.
-A little disappointed that the Bio teacher didn't look like any of the Bio teachers from my high school. : (
-I find it funny that Edward was sitting next to a fake white owl. "OMG Hedwig. They found you and stuffed you." was what I thought when I saw that owl.
-I know why Edward sparkles so much. One bad year at Pride and so much glitter. Since then it never came off.
-There needs to be a better Edward out there. Rob just doesn't do it for me anymore. He is no longer Edward to me. Plus the whole time that Edward is throwing a bitch fit in the forest, he could of done that like more seductive but dangerous all at the same time, you know what I mean. Trying to lure her in, showing that he is dangerous. Like Angelus or Spike (with or without soul), you know.
-You want to know how the Cullens got that house. They killed and ate the people who lived there before.
-I love that Rosaline totally hated Bella and showed it. Mostly when he brought Bella home. Although I can totally see Rosaline/Bella happening for some reason.
-I know why Edward looked like he was about to cry after kissing Bella. He was realizing that that this girl was turning him straight and it was scaring him.
-I am admitting that the baseball scene is alright. Mostly with Jasper doing the twirls with the baseball bat. I think I can do that. I think.
-I want to have a threesome with the James and Victoria. Also when Laurent said "Let's not play with our food." Oh my god, I think I melted. Just the way he said it was like gahhh.
-Bella getting away from Jasper and Alice like that wasn't supposed to be that easy people.
-Jacob in that wig, looked horrible. Maybe if he tied it back, loosely of course, it would be ok. Also what he was wearing when he saw Bella at the prom, he totally looked like a Gryffindor.
-Wasn't prom supposed to be in a Gym. That's how I saw it. Also is glad that they had my favorite song play during prom, "Go All The Way (Into The Twilight)" by Perry Farrell. Would of been very pissed if they did not have that song in there.
-Victoria killed a bitch for that dress. Seriously how the hell do you think she got into Prom.
-This movie, turned me off Edward/Bella for good. Seriously. I liked skipped through most of their scenes together.
-Also have I mentioned that I did not like this movie. I don't know why I just didn't. Maybe it was Edward or something. All I know something got me turned off by this movie. Plus this movie is all lolz and that is all. Although I hope they do good with New Moon, since I like New Moon.
-Also no matter what I do love the soundtrack to this film, regular and score. Just because I don't like this movie and give it a 4/10 rating, doesn't mean that I hate the movie. the only reason I would see this again is because of the lolz.
And that is all. I think. I feel like I am missing something.
-And I have to say the book is much better then this movie. I don't know why peaople are saying that the movie is better the book. No movie has ever been better then their book. Well maybe except for "Interview with the Vampire" but only just a little.
-Bella's friends are awesome. Less annoying then they were in the book.
-Charlie is made of Win. Seriously. Also Charlie/Billy is made of win too. I think after this movie, they totally became fanon.
-Edward looks emo.
-Why did Jasper look like he was in pain? Also I liked when he twirled Alice. I see it as a romantic gesture. Tiss why I love Jasper/Alice.
-A little disappointed that the Bio teacher didn't look like any of the Bio teachers from my high school. : (
-I find it funny that Edward was sitting next to a fake white owl. "OMG Hedwig. They found you and stuffed you." was what I thought when I saw that owl.
-I know why Edward sparkles so much. One bad year at Pride and so much glitter. Since then it never came off.
-There needs to be a better Edward out there. Rob just doesn't do it for me anymore. He is no longer Edward to me. Plus the whole time that Edward is throwing a bitch fit in the forest, he could of done that like more seductive but dangerous all at the same time, you know what I mean. Trying to lure her in, showing that he is dangerous. Like Angelus or Spike (with or without soul), you know.
-You want to know how the Cullens got that house. They killed and ate the people who lived there before.
-I love that Rosaline totally hated Bella and showed it. Mostly when he brought Bella home. Although I can totally see Rosaline/Bella happening for some reason.
-I know why Edward looked like he was about to cry after kissing Bella. He was realizing that that this girl was turning him straight and it was scaring him.
-I am admitting that the baseball scene is alright. Mostly with Jasper doing the twirls with the baseball bat. I think I can do that. I think.
-I want to have a threesome with the James and Victoria. Also when Laurent said "Let's not play with our food." Oh my god, I think I melted. Just the way he said it was like gahhh.
-Bella getting away from Jasper and Alice like that wasn't supposed to be that easy people.
-Jacob in that wig, looked horrible. Maybe if he tied it back, loosely of course, it would be ok. Also what he was wearing when he saw Bella at the prom, he totally looked like a Gryffindor.
-Wasn't prom supposed to be in a Gym. That's how I saw it. Also is glad that they had my favorite song play during prom, "Go All The Way (Into The Twilight)" by Perry Farrell. Would of been very pissed if they did not have that song in there.
-Victoria killed a bitch for that dress. Seriously how the hell do you think she got into Prom.
-This movie, turned me off Edward/Bella for good. Seriously. I liked skipped through most of their scenes together.
-Also have I mentioned that I did not like this movie. I don't know why I just didn't. Maybe it was Edward or something. All I know something got me turned off by this movie. Plus this movie is all lolz and that is all. Although I hope they do good with New Moon, since I like New Moon.
-Also no matter what I do love the soundtrack to this film, regular and score. Just because I don't like this movie and give it a 4/10 rating, doesn't mean that I hate the movie. the only reason I would see this again is because of the lolz.
And that is all. I think. I feel like I am missing something.
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Date: 2008-12-12 12:43 pm (UTC)- I loved the Jasper/Alice twirl too. I wish we had got a little more of those moments in the movie, and a little less of Jaspers pain!face.
-He was realizing that that this girl was turning him straight and it was scaring him.
LMAO! So, so true.
- I skipped over all the Edward/Bella parts too =S I like RPattz as a person and everything but: Edward, he is not.
- I'm looking forward to New Moon though, since they'll have another director (and hopefully the movie will be better).